Ryan Gosling’s New Girlfriend: WHO ARE YOU?
Bad news, ladies. Ryan Gosling has been spotted out with his new girlfriend, an actress named Casey LaBow. Related: Text was just found in our email outbox that says, “Dear Casey LaBow, Step off. Love, Crushable.” We dibsed Ryan so long ago you don’t even know (when he was on Breaker High, which followed Sweet Valley High on UPN’s after school lineup in the late ’90s, in case you were wondering). Naturally, we are heartbroken. That’s why it made our Controversy of the Day: Who, exactly, IS this woman?
Maybe (probably) it’s only a controversy in our minds, but how dare he date someone else?! We all know Ryan’s soulmate is Rachel McAdams. [Author's note: Or, alternatively, me.] But really, is she good enough for Ryan? Will she treat him nice? Will he change for her? We hope not. It also led us to wonder whether it’s a big deal that Ryan’s not dating an actress as famous as he is, or as famous as ex-girlfriends Rachel or Sandra Bullock (remember when that happened?). Should a famous actor or actress date someone on their fame level, or do you think it’s better if one person’s out of the spotlight?
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