• Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan. We knew we shouldn’t have given you your license back. How many days has it been since your last “incident” before you clip a mother walking her stroller with your SUV? (RadarOnline)

• Tiger Woods divorce is finalized and Elin Nordegren takes 0 million… (NYDN)

• Just as mistress Rachel Uchitel buys herself a million New York condo. (TMZ)

• How much would you pay for Pittsburgh Steeler Troy Polamalu’s hair? Cuz one strand is currently for sale on Ebay. (Lemondrop)

• Wait…was it Kate Bosworth who cheated on Alexander Skarsgard? Apparently she wasn’t quite over former flame Orlando Bloom. (Perez Hilton)

• Right before her hosting of the VMAs, Chelsea Handler has split from Animal Planet’s Dave Salmoni.

• Breaking Bad star (and Malcolm in the Middle dad) Bryan Cranston will be hosting Saturday Night Live this season. (Wall Street Journal)

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Crush This: Lindsay Lohan Almost Runs Over Baby

Crushable wants to make sure you’re always having a good time. That’s why we’re giving a Nintendo DSi XL to one lucky Crushable fan. All you have to do to be eligible to win is become a fan of Crushable on Facebook by 5 p.m. EST on Wednesday, September 8. Just click here hit the “Like” button. Do it now!

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Crushable wants to make sure you’re always having a good time. That’s why we’re giving a Nintendo DSi XL to one lucky Crushable fan. All you have to do to be eligible to win is become a fan of Crushable on Facebook by 5 p.m. EST on Wednesday, September 8. Just click here hit the “Like” button. Do it now!

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Crushable wants to make sure you’re always having a good time. That’s why we’re giving a Nintendo DSi XL to one lucky Crushable fan. All you have to do to be eligible to win is become a fan of Crushable on Facebook by 5 p.m. EST on Wednesday, September 8. Just click here hit the “Like” button. Do it now!

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Urlesque Finds World’s Best Interview Subject – Yes, it’s NMA News, that Taiwanese group that makes all those wacky CGIs about Lindsay Lohan and the cast of the Jersey Shore. Srsly, required reading. (Urlesque)

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Perhaps the Chinese company Jealousy International is trying to win some coveted insensitivity award.

That’s the only reason we can imagine they might choose to launch their “Diana” line, featuring imagery of the late Princess Diana in lingerie, on the 13th anniversary of her death.

In the ad, a look-alike of the Princess of Wales appears in a bra and underwear, holding a cello and gazing upon a small child.

Read More at Lemondrop.com

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Chinese Company Uses Princess Di in Underwear Ad

Jared Leto stopped by the studio of photographer/professional creep Terry Richardson yesterday to pose for some sans-shirt photos. I’ve always kind of reviled Jared and his too-serious band 30 Seconds to Mars as an example of fame gone wrong, but secretly? Some of that actually stems from the time I saw him at a party in L.A. and unsuccessfully tried to hit on him.

Basically, what happened was, after drinking 0 worth of champagne (it was a champagne launch event, I usually stick to whiskey), I looked over and saw Jared wearing some ridiculous tight-pants-and-giant-sneakers outfit and holding court in a room full of Warhols. I gasped, said “Oh my god, Jordan Catalano!” and proceeded to stare him down through drunken, half-open eyes for an hour while he talked to someone, like, much taller and blonder instead. Joke’s on you, Jared! Today I get to see you shirtless anyway.

And, hey, since we’re talking about Leto-related pet peeves? There’s an episode of My So-Called Life titled “Why Jordan Can’t Read,” during which we find out only that Jordan can’t read, but not why that is.

(via Terry Richardson’s Diary)

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The Daily WTF: This Is a Photo of Jared Leto Shirtless

Axl Rose Should Take Tips From Justin Bieber- No, not just on hair-care. During a show in Berlin last night, an irate German threw a bottle and hit Axl on the noggin. Instead of pulling a Biebs and laughing it off, Axl stormed off the stage and refused to come back on. How does a 16-year-old have better manners than this guy? (via TMZ)

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The other day, we came across a video of a Bosnian girl throwing a litter of puppies into the river. We decided it was far too graphic and disturbing to put up (seriously, it will make you cry and want to cuddle your co-worker, so maybe you don’t want to watch it), but now there’s been a bizarre turn of events. Director Michael Bay is offering a ,000 bounty for anyone with information leading to the whereabouts of the girl.

A new video has gone up, supposedly from the girl whose name the creator claims is Katja Puschnik, apologizing for her behavior and offering the excuse that the puppies were ill. But Bay still wants to see her tracked down and prosecuted for her crime.

Michael Bay is a notorious jerk when it comes to humans — Megan Fox was booted from the Transformers franchise after she compared Michael to Hitler and called him “a nightmare to work with” — so it’s good to see he has a soft side.

(Also, by the way, the above photo is from MichaelBay.com, which used to be the most amazing site ever, with dozens and dozens of Michael Bay hi-res photos each more ridiculous than the last, but it’s recently been edited down. Which might be the bigger tragedy mentioned in this this post.)

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Michael Bay Offers ,000 Bounty for Puppy-Throwing Girl

Seth Galifianakis is comedian Zach Galifianakis‘ twin brother (not really. Pro-tip: This is what Zach looks like when he shaves!) and yesterday he took over Zach’s faux-interview program Between Two Ferns to talk to Sean Penn. With all these fake brothers and mock-interviews running around, you would think that Sean would be more of a sport, but he genuinely looks disgruntled. Can’t tell if that’s supposed to be the shtick, if Sean’s actually clueless enough to believe he’s on a real segment, or if Mr. Milk is terrible at “playing along.”
Watch:

Oh, and btw, here’s an example of a “good” interview on B2F, care of Steve Carell:

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Video: Between Two Ferns with Seth Galifianakis and Sean Penn