You Can Hire Someone To Dump Your Boyfriend
If you’re too wimpy to cut your boyfriend loose, this guy Bradley Laborman from IDUMP4U.com will make it quick and painless for such low, low prices.
According to the site:
Basic Breakup- We will call your other and make them your ex using the information you have given us.
Engagement Breakoff - Yeah it’s heartless, but remember the Runaway Bride and all the trouble she caused in Atlanta or wherever? This is a lot easier way to do it. When you are ready to talk to your fiance/fiancee, we recommend you do however.
Divorce Call- Sometimes it is just easier to get a divorce in motion by having someone else do it for you, some people might choose their mistress, etc .. but we can do it for you as well.
There is a veritable cottage industry building around break-up services! And The Frisky has identified an entire gallery of other high-tech services you can use to drop that boy like the cold, heartless, modern person that you have become. What has technology done to us?!?!
Still, hilarious. Like this audio clip from Laborman.
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